'If I met you in real life…' Finish it in my ask.

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And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid down

consulting-cannibal:

drawsshits:

thearchangeltrickster:

God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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4thofjulys:

oh would you look at the time

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fill-intheblank:

Guys we found him

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w-eirdough:

naliac:

This has so much meaning and is so me except my head is further up in the clouds

amazing

w-eirdough:

naliac:

This has so much meaning and is so me except my head is further up in the clouds

amazing

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tinyfissures:

 

tinyfissures:

 

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